Me: You know mommy needs to eat and keep the food down,
I love you but I gotta eat and you cant be picky!!
Baby: Okay
Me: I am going to eat this apple its good for you.
Baby: NO!! *Swift kick to the gut*
Me: *Hello again apple* Okay mommy is going to eat some yogurt, some yummy grapes
and some orange juice.
Baby: I love orange juice... but not today!!! *Right hook to the Gut*
Me: * Hello again breakfast* Okay really mommy is going to eat some Kiwi and its really good I think that you will like it....
Baby: Nam nam nam nam *Rubs tummy*
Me: Alright now untill we get home for the beach I am going to eat goldfish and drink some water... we will be home in a minute....
Baby: NO NO NO!!! * Head-butt to the gut*
Me: *hello this mornings breakfast, oh hello goldfish* OKAY FINE mommy is going to eat some broccoli, cucumbers, a peanut granola bar and some ice cream... please be nice to mommy....
Baby: mmmm yum yum yum yum *Gentle nudge of love*
Me: Is only 6:30 in the morning and I am going to eat a banana and drink a glass of milk, go back to bed but then when I get up we shall eat okay...
Baby: num num num num... I don't know about this said banana, I want a warm bath......
*closes eyes and falls asleep cause mommy fell asleep*
This is how almost every day goes, I am bound to go insane one of these days.... this child really does not like fruit
